How To Make A Weight Gain Magic Potion
Ah, weight gain magic – my favorite kind of wizardry!
You’re probably wondering what the heck it is you are going to find here, aren’t you? To be honest, I’m not sure yet. All I know is that I will have to open my little black book of weight gaining spells and potions, and try to find something that will help you. Something that won’t turn against you…
Give me a moment; I need to go and turn off the lights in my room and light some candles, as my book won’t open otherwise – it really, really hates artificial light. It made my life really difficult in the past when I made it angry, so I try to avoid that as much as possible now.
Alright, enough of this blabber. The black arts await.
The Magic Potion Formula
This potion is one of the strongest out there, so make sure you are extra careful when attempting to boil it. You’re first order of business is to get the required ingredients.
What is this I’m hearing – you have no clue where to obtain these? Unfortunately, you’ll have to do your own searching – I cannot give you too much information or my black arts certification could get revoked for revealing too much… search around though, with enough gold you can easily acquire them!
- The root of Angelica archangelica. Make sure you are absolutely certain that you’ve identified it properly, otherwise the consequences could be dire!
- A pinch or two of Gentiana lutea. Also known as the Bitter Root, it can be found mostly in the mountains of central-European countries.
- The plant known as Blessed thistle.
Once you get your hands on the appropriate potion ingredients, all you have to do is use them to prepare some tea. Just make sure to start off with small amounts and see how your body reacts. You will most likely find the taste to be extremely bitter; unfortunately, this is the case for the majority of weight gain potions known to man.
Pregnant women, take caution: this potion is not for you! And honestly, I strongly recommend consulting a herbalist before attempting to make it yourself, though if you are conservative with the dosage (more on this below) then everything will be fine.
What Should I Expect After Drinking This Potion?
It’ll get your stomach acids boiling – boiling, I tell you! You’ll feel hungrier than ever before, and you’ll want to eat, eat, eat! And what does that mean? It means you’ll gain, gain, gain! Weight, of course.
Just make sure not to include more than 1 gram of each ingredient in your potion. If your belly doesn’t get irritated, feel free to increase the dosage up to 2 grams per ingredient – if you feel the need for it, that is.